Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!
Christmas Classic – The Tree by Rigor Tortoise and Justin J. Johnson
December 10
Johnny Cash – The Gifts They Gave Alternate Interlude – Christmas with Johnny Cash
December 7
Found this super weird…alternate interlude? I guess that’s what you would call it. In any case if you’ve ever listened to the Johnny Cash Christmas album, you know he talks a lot, but this must’ve been on the cutting room floor, since it’s so weird!
Hipster Christmas Miracles – Death Grips for Cutie
December 5
Another installment of Hipster Christmas Miracles.
SONG: Possum In My Christmas Tree by Justin J. Johnson
December 3
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Possum in My Christmas Tree!
Santa Claus is a Chain Smoker
November 30
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says “ho, ho, ho,” lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!
Loose Leaf Tea Bag vs. On The Loose Leaf Tea Bag by Justin J. Johnson
November 29
New cartoon: Loose Leaf Tea Bag vs. On The Loose Leaf Tea Bag by Justin J. Johnson
Giraffe My Ass Off
November 28
Apparently Any Schmuck Can Get a Giraffe!
Oh man! Remember last week when I told you Yahoo! Answers was unreal? Remember when I posted a ridiculous question and assumed somebody would answer it? Well guess what, I WAS RIGHT! Annnnd, apparently giraffes are super easy to import into the United States BUT they do reproduce. Here’s the text as seen below:
“Most subspecies are not endangered, but many are protected. A helicopter doesn’t have the range, and the cost would be ridiculous. Air and ship are the most likely. Check with a zoo. They can probably tell you, and they could also tell you if any are available already in the US for a suitable use, such as a wildlife preserve or another zoo. They do reproduce”
How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?
November 21
Hello!
I love Yahoo! Answers. I mean, let’s face it, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.
Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my first question, “How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121121083118AANlIrz
‘Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
November 21
Enjoy the timeless Rigor Tortoise short, “‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving.”
Christmas Song – Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson
November 20
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.