The Daily Beast posted this super cut of Meteor footage from Russia. Once again proving three things:
1) Everybody in Russia has cameras in their cars. It’s been speculated forever, but now this is the proof.
2) We’re under attack by a super race of meteors. Another speculation proven.
3) Aerosmith is awesome. Never speculated because it’s a universal TRUTH!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson makes gross noises, sinus problems, new iPhones, breaking it to you, breaking it down, being below average, sneezing, and lovely attire.
Come on out! I think I have a sinus infection, so it should be fun!
Cupid and his fat baby body and arrows are almost upon us…that’s right, Valentine’s Day is a week away! I know you’re worried, but take a break from thinking about that fat body baby shooting you with love, and watch this Russian classic: Crimes of Passion.
Latest cartoon: The Handy Dandy
Hey There Fair Reader!
I know what you’re thinking, “Justin you bring your website to life, live at UCB, then never update it?”
That’s not true! Quit thinking that!
Who do you think I am, Crazy Heart?! What do you think, I go to malls, get drinks, and then leave websites!? I don’t and I won’t. BUT, I am working on some exciting projects that have taken up the majority of my time. In my absence, I will leave you with one of my favorite things I’ve seen in a fortnight, and or, in a fort, or at night. Disney’s “Paperman.” It’s honestly the best thing ever. Please watch. And if you’ll excuse me, I must go to a mall and get a drink. See ya website! (I’ll update soon!)
Not Allowed Signs Not Allowed Sign.
You call it, duh!
Make a reservation, or just come on out. 5:30PM today! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693