Hey! I’ll be doing a performer showcase tonight, Wednesday May 14th at 7PM. Drop all your acids and come on out!
iO West Performer Showcase
May 14
The Superficial Spoon Cartoon
April 30
New cartoon! The Superficial Spoon!
Dumb Bill Dataface
January 9
Which Christmas Tree Will You Get?
December 6
Sketch comedy classic from Rigor Tortoise.
Rigor Tortoise @ SketchMelt!
August 28
Stoked to be performing with Rigor Tortoise at SketchMelt!
Here are some deets:
Date: Thursday – September 5, 2013 – 08:30 PM
Location: Nerdist Showroom – Los Angeles
Doors Open 08:15 PM
SketchMelt proudly presents a showcase of the best of new live and video sketch comedy every month! Guaranteed to be totally sketch.
See live and video sketches by
Pearlstorm
Dust Bowl Kids
Tony Cavalero
Rigor Tortoise
Graham Beckett
Rajan Dharni
Drew Droege
Sela Shiloni
Hosted by Brad Gage [Family Sandwich] and Christian Spicer [Double Jump, IMPRO(vs)TANDUP] with Danielle N. Kramer [Booze Cruise]!
$8 in advance, $10 at the door
Buy tix and dix here: https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=597
High Steaks Poker Match
July 24
New cartoon – High Steaks Poker Match by Justin J. Johnson
Character Development – Improvised Comedy by Justin J. Johnson
June 17
Hey There!
If you’ve been keeping track of LobsterDust shows, you’ll know that one is happening a week from today. Good job, you’re a regular calendar person. Also, if you’re keeping track of my other Lobster half, Adam Karell, you’ll know that he’s out of town a week from today. Good job, you’re a regular stalker person. So, in his absence, I’ll be trying out a new solo improvised show called “Character Development.” It’ll be completely improvised and full of bits so come on out if you’d like. Or even not if you’d like. Good job, you’re a like.
My New Half Hour – Two 4 One
April 17
Fun show this Sunday, “My New Half Hour” at iO West at 8:30 PM:
http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/my-new-half-hour
And get this, print the below to get two tickets for the price of one! Thus, bring a friend, and the show costs $2.50! UNREAL!
My New Half Hour
April 11
Hey Dudes! Just a reminder, I have a brand new solo show coming up at iO West. Tix here: ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/my-new-half-hour
New Parenting Advice from Justin J. Johnson – “Morning Sickness”
March 18
Hey There Internet,
I hope you don’t mind that I lumped you all together like that, but hey, what do you want me to name each four of you reading this?! I don’t have time! C’mon guys, cool it! The Internet is a vast vast place full of weird weird people!
(But honestly, thanks Tim, Lisa, Chill, and Waverider for reading this.)
I don’t want to get too deep on you Internet, but…I’ve noticed that there are a huge majority of people in my life that are having babies! Yep, real life babies! Not dolls, but real baby breathing babies. Exciting huh? And, being the consummate businessman I am, I see a demand, and am willing to supply.
Supply parenting advice that is!
Every day I’m walking and people are like, “Justin, what should I do with my baby?” or “how do I deal with this baby thing?” And honestly, is there anyone better to give parenting advice than a dude who has no baby and has only held two babies in his life? I have no bias, no knowledge, no nothing. I’m a clean slate of advice! It’s like I didn’t even see the trailer for the movie, so I’m going in FRESH! Thusith, here we go!
First topic:
“Morning Sickness”
Man oh man. Ever had this happen? “I got a baby in my stomach, it’s the morning and I’m sick!” Yeah, we’ve all been there. Here’s something I find that helps. Simply imagine you’re on a boat. This is a double negative. The double sickness cancels out everything and you’re not sick anymore! BAM! EAZY PEEZY! (Please note, this goes for guys and gals involved in this pregnancy.)
Hope this helps, I find that it always does, but hey, my body is different than yours!
Stay tuned for more parenting advice!
Sincerely,
Knew Dad, No Dad