The Too Pointed, Pointed Hat – Cartoon
September 21
2016 Election – Presidential Pumpkin
October 14
Classic short from Rigor Tortoise that is just as relevant now as it was then. Let’s be careful of those President Pumpkins ya guys!
Found Found Footage
October 22
Reader! Here’s a rather frightening short I was a part of.
Grab your blanky, hold on tight, watch, and share. BOO!
Headless Horses, Mice, Reindeers & Crows
October 7
Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…
Presidential Pumpkin – SCARY!
October 3
Tis the season! Here’s an old Rigor Tortoise sketch I helped write and appear in. BOO!
David Bowie Singing At An Irish Pub in Pico
November 3
Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A’s, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.
Scary! The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow by Justin J. Johnson
October 24
Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…
Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!
October 16
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!
Found Found Footage
October 1
With the dawn of October 1st upon us, please watch this Rigor Tortoise short, in which we find Found Footage.