New Cartoon – History Repeats Itself by Justin J. Johnson
New Cartoon – History Repeats Itself
February 21
Dope Meteor Footage
February 15
The Daily Beast posted this super cut of Meteor footage from Russia. Once again proving three things:
1) Everybody in Russia has cameras in their cars. It’s been speculated forever, but now this is the proof.
2) We’re under attack by a super race of meteors. Another speculation proven.
3) Aerosmith is awesome. Never speculated because it’s a universal TRUTH!
Gasp Aloud Out Loud!
February 12
Comedian Justin J. Johnson makes gross noises, sinus problems, new iPhones, breaking it to you, breaking it down, being below average, sneezing, and lovely attire.
LobsterDust (Justin J. Johnson & Adam Karell) Tonight – iO West Loft
February 11
Come on out! I think I have a sinus infection, so it should be fun!
Valentine’s Day – Crimes of Passion
February 7
Cupid and his fat baby body and arrows are almost upon us…that’s right, Valentine’s Day is a week away! I know you’re worried, but take a break from thinking about that fat body baby shooting you with love, and watch this Russian classic: Crimes of Passion.
The Handy Dandy – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
February 6
Latest cartoon: The Handy Dandy
I’m Not Dead!
January 30
Hey There Fair Reader!
I know what you’re thinking, “Justin you bring your website to life, live at UCB, then never update it?”
That’s not true! Quit thinking that!
Who do you think I am, Crazy Heart?! What do you think, I go to malls, get drinks, and then leave websites!? I don’t and I won’t. BUT, I am working on some exciting projects that have taken up the majority of my time. In my absence, I will leave you with one of my favorite things I’ve seen in a fortnight, and or, in a fort, or at night. Disney’s “Paperman.” It’s honestly the best thing ever. Please watch. And if you’ll excuse me, I must go to a mall and get a drink. See ya website! (I’ll update soon!)
New Pilot I’m In!!!
January 23
Not Allowed Signs Not Allowed Sign
January 23
Not Allowed Signs Not Allowed Sign.
How Do You Get A Bird To Land On Your Finger?
January 22
You call it, duh!