Hello Fair Readers!

I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!

If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.

Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/