Come on out! I think I have a sinus infection, so it should be fun!

Hey There! For those of you who are anxiously awaiting this evening’s LobsterDust show, I have some bad news. It’s not happening! Adam Karell is training for the Olympics, and won’t be able to attend. GOOD NEWS THOUGH! For the first time in over a year, Alexandra Fox will be sharing the stage with me in our two person show, Jew Barrymore! Come on out! It’s totally free and will definitely be a good show!

Hey There! Reserve your seats now for TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB on January 21st at 5:30 PM. Make your reservations now!
http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693

Tonight, LobsterDust will return! REJOICE! Okay, or just sit there, that’s cool too!
Below is a link to the show we’re doing. It’s at iO West, tonight at 10:30 PM. Come on out, it’s free you jerks!
http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/ham-radio

Hey There Fair Reader! I assume you’re fair. Am I right? Are you honest? Kind of a “tell it how it is” person? I knew it, you’re an egg of good nature, and I appreciate you. If you’re in Hollywood tonight, and near Second City, do yourself a fave and come check out Gypsy Lou. We’ll be performing with Smokehouse, and it’s sure to be a time had by all.
https://www.laughstub.com/secondcity/index.cfm?id=173990&quantity=0