The Crunchy Scrunchy Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
May 7
Hot Cringe Summer – The World Is Ending, Why Not?
April 15
Hey WordPress Website Viewers! What a very specific name you have. I realized I don’t publish content on here all that often. I used to, when I was young and wordpress was still a thing. Now there are so many websites and social media profiles, that I, like most people have legit lost my mind and tuned out of everything. Well, lucky for you WordPress Website Viewer, I’m getting back to my roots in a commitment, I’m titling:
My promise, horrible jokes, stupid articles, I might even review yogurt. I don’t know. I think a lot about yogurt. I try a lot of yogurt. Why not tell everyone my thoughts on yogurt! Oh, because that’s cringe? Well guess what, it’s Hot Cringe Summer and the driving gloves are off (I’m wearing driving gloves because it’s cringe). So strap in and get ready, because there will be an onslaught of cringe. I might even post a selfie on here of me at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville wearing a beer helmet full of kombucha.
Also, here is a roDENT (when a mouse drives it’s car into you causing a dent).
Impressonation – Person Who Flosses All The Freakin Time Being Asked By Hygienist If They Floss
July 16
We’ve all been there. You’re out there flossing all the freakin time even though you hate it, and you’ve done a great job, feel good, only to have the dental hygienist ask if you floss.
Impressonations – The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray
June 10
You know that ice cube? The last one in your ice cube tray? Neglected…cold…ICEY! Well, take a seat and prepare to be transported directly into your freezer for an impressonation!
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https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow
impressonations – person buying a cardigan in new york
May 20
there’s no doubt about one fact, and one fact only…i’m the best in the world at impressonations. often, people say, “hey justin, come back, where did you go” because my impressonations are so good that i become the person! well, it’s about time i share this talent with the world. watch this, but don’t worry, i’m still there, it’s just an impressonation.
Rigor Tortoise – LIVE! – November 8th at 9PM at the Clubhouse
November 7
Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!
Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!
i’m fine – episode 1
February 22
hello…
much like tons of folks, I absolutely lost my mind during the pandemic in a somewhat real way…but I mean, what ARE minds anyway, right?!
to cope with the anxiety of trying to re-enter life and be a human again, I enlisted some friends and shot this true Baghead footage…I’m the Greta Gerwig of 2023.
To be made whole
by being not a witness,
but witnessed.
Pop Culture Meditation – The Kardashians Finale
July 5
You love two things: pop culture and meditation. Well, well, well, after years of becoming an expert on both, allow this fella to guide through a meditation on the Kardashians finale.
Hitting the Wall THE SERIES on Rizzle!
March 4
Hey Ya’ll! 2021, AMIRIGHT?!?! Well, I’ll tell you how 2021 can be better…follow me in my new series exclusively on RIZZLE!
As an amateur scientist, I’m trying to find a solution that will allow me to walk through a wall! BREAKTHROUGHS!!!
Download, like, explore and more. THAT RHYMED!
https://share.rizzle.tv/yO8Hbi
Moira Rose = NICE LIST!
December 16
Another image from the LEAKED Naughty and Nice List finds Santa really feelin’ Schitts Creek. I agree!