Saw PTA’s “The Master” this weekend, and it has really stuck with me. And by “stuck with me” I mean, I can’t stop saying, “I want to fart in your face.”

Whoops! Spoiler alert!!! Farts are mentioned in “The Master.”

It stuck with me in other ways too, I’m not a heathen! Just a guy who loves fart references in very intense situations. Just ask every school counselor I’ve ever had.

Also, it’s safe to say, “I want to fart in your face” is the new “I drink your milkshake!”