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Giraffe My Ass Off

November 28

Apparently Any Schmuck Can Get a Giraffe!

Oh man! Remember last week when I told you Yahoo! Answers was unreal? Remember when I posted a ridiculous question and assumed somebody would answer it? Well guess what, I WAS RIGHT! Annnnd, apparently giraffes are super easy to import into the United States BUT they do reproduce. Here’s the text as seen below:

“Most subspecies are not endangered, but many are protected. A helicopter doesn’t have the range, and the cost would be ridiculous. Air and ship are the most likely. Check with a zoo. They can probably tell you, and they could also tell you if any are available already in the US for a suitable use, such as a wildlife preserve or another zoo. They do reproduce”

How Do You Import Giraffes ANSWER
How Do You Import Giraffes ANSWER
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How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?

November 21

Hello!

I love Yahoo! Answers. I mean, let’s face it, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.

Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my first question, “How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121121083118AANlIrz

How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?
How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?
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