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Justin J. Johnson’s Captain’s Log – He’s Out of His Mind

October 1

Comedian Justin J. Johnson continues his random recordings. The subject this time: Ham in the shower.

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Dog Farts by Justin J. Johnson

October 1
Just because a dog is cute, doesn't excuse it's farts.
Just because a dog is cute, doesn’t excuse it’s farts.
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Here Comes The Boom, Kevin James Saving The World

September 27

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses just how Kevin James might be able to save us all…including, the world.

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Runners High, Running High by Justin J. Johnson

September 26

Comedian Justin J. Johnson runs high, and by that, means gets a running high as he’s trying to escape the apocalypse.

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Thai Massage vs. Thigh Massage – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

September 26

New cartoon, thai vs. thigh massage.

Awesome Spelling Errors
Thai Massage vs. Thigh Massage by Justin J. Johnson
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Rigor Tortoise at the Denver Improv Festival!

September 25

Rigor Tortoise is venturing out to the lovely city of Denver! Personally, it’s my first trip to Denver and I’m ready to Sal Paradise the shit out of the city!

Rigor Tortoise at the Denver Improv Festival
Rigor Tortoise at the Denver Improv Festival
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Identity Theft Is Weird – The Justin Johnson Show

September 25

What are these? What am I doing? Who even knows, quit asking questions, strap yourself up and listen!

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Justin J. Johnson’s Pilot Episode of Rambling

September 24

It’s not a podcast. It’s not an audio revolution. It’s not a listening experience. I don’t know what it is.

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The Master Doesn’t Want You To Fart In People’s Faces

September 24

Saw PTA’s “The Master” this weekend, and it has really stuck with me. And by “stuck with me” I mean, I can’t stop saying, “I want to fart in your face.”

Whoops! Spoiler alert!!! Farts are mentioned in “The Master.”

It stuck with me in other ways too, I’m not a heathen! Just a guy who loves fart references in very intense situations. Just ask every school counselor I’ve ever had.

Also, it’s safe to say, “I want to fart in your face” is the new “I drink your milkshake!”

"I Want To Fart In Your Face" - The Master
“I Want To Fart In Your Face” – The Master
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Jóhann Jóhannsson – Here they Used to Build Ships

September 21

Listen, I’m all jokes all the time…that is, until someone makes a beautiful piece of music to accompany a sparse landscape…then I’m serious business! Johann Johannsson is pretty much on repeat most of the time, and I was super fortunate to see him live in The Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever, and you know what…bUahdfjkfhasdf…that was my brain exploding because it was beautiful. Strap up and strap in, let you begin, to watch/listen to this.

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