OMG! You’re so busy, I get it. We all get it! You got things to do. You’re eating chia seeds. You’re using a hand vacuum. Things are happening! But let’s say you live in Portland and Austin and want to go to festival to watch something I was in on a big screen. Let’s say, it’s the thing you’ve been waiting for all your life, but never thought would happen. Well guess what, put down those chia seeds and hand vacuum’s because it’s finally happening!

F#cking 40 at Austin Indie Fest:
http://www.austinindiefest.com/schedule-18–saturday.html

F#cking 40 at Austin Indie Fest:
https://info.filmfestivalcircuit.com/blog/portland-comedy-film-festival-fall-2018?hsCtaTracking=57dc215c-3dff-4c42-a052-0b2c6f659c3b%7C520773df-32c2-43fc-8887-0eabf90de6e2

Annndddd let’s say you live in Los Angeles and want to see me live. Come to The Ruby, this Saturday, November 10th!
https://therubyla.com/events/the-ruby-sketch-night-with-the-volcano-the-vanities-2018-11-10/

Okay. Grab those chia seeds and hand vacuum’s and celebrate!