Another leak from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List finds that FREAKY Monolith on the Naughty List! Rightfully so!
Monolith = NAUGHTY LIST!
December 15
Megan Thee Stallion = Naughty AND Nice
December 11
Of course Santa loves Megan Thee Stallion, he’s a Savage!
Baby Nut = NAUGHTY!
December 10
Another LEAKED image from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Turns out Baby Nut is Naughty…can’t blame Santa on this one. That creepy little baby peanut in a top hat FREAKS ME OUT!
Dua Lipa = NICE LIST!
December 9
Continuing to leak the pages of Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List…looks like Dua Lipa made it!
Follow Me On a Scientific Breakthrough!
July 23
Did I try to come up with a COVID-19 vaccine, despite not having any scientific knowledge whatsoever? Sure!
Did I fail? Yep!
Did I stumble upon what might be the most important scientific breakthrough in all of history? YEP!
Follow me on Instagram as I become the first person ever…to WALK THROUGH A WALL!!!!
Instagram EXCLUSIVE: Quarantined: The Series
March 17
Hey There Fair Reader! Let’s say you’re at home (AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!!) and you’re looking for more content to consume…well lucky for you, I’ve got your back! I’m creating an INSTAGRAM EXCLUSIVE (this is what you say when you’re just posting stuff on Instagram):
Quarantined: The Series
lobsterdust LIVE! – 2/27/20 – acme comedy theatre
February 27
Hey Hey! Come celebrate what’s sure to be one of the final days in the month of February in the year 2020!
Maverick Movie Award Nomination – Best Supporting Actor
February 18
Wowy zowy…first and foremost, you’re probably asking yourself, who says “wowy zowy” that isn’t an infant? Well…ME! And why would I use such strong language? Well, I was nominated for a Maverick Movie Award – Best Supporting Actor! What an honor! AND…I’m not the only one nominated, check out all the noms for F#cking 40 below!
La Quinta Be Kidding Me?!
January 30
Let me get you pumped to stay at La Quinta!
Indie Series Award Nominations!
January 30
Hey! Let’s get heavy for a minute. Life is full of changes. Am I right? But you know what’s not changing? The fact that the web series I was in, F#cking 40 keeps getting nominated for awards!
Check out the full list here:
https://www.indieseriesawards.com/2020/01/11th-Annual-Indie-Series-Awards.html