Cage Free Eggs Cartoon
September 11
Rigor Tortoise @ SketchMelt!
August 28
Stoked to be performing with Rigor Tortoise at SketchMelt!
Here are some deets:
Date: Thursday – September 5, 2013 – 08:30 PM
Location: Nerdist Showroom – Los Angeles
Doors Open 08:15 PM
SketchMelt proudly presents a showcase of the best of new live and video sketch comedy every month! Guaranteed to be totally sketch.
See live and video sketches by
Pearlstorm
Dust Bowl Kids
Tony Cavalero
Rigor Tortoise
Graham Beckett
Rajan Dharni
Drew Droege
Sela Shiloni
Hosted by Brad Gage [Family Sandwich] and Christian Spicer [Double Jump, IMPRO(vs)TANDUP] with Danielle N. Kramer [Booze Cruise]!
$8 in advance, $10 at the door
Buy tix and dix here: https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=597
The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
August 23
New cartoon: The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
The Con-ifer Artist Cone
August 12
Can’t Stop Getting Bit by Bugs!!!
July 8
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses how his getting bit by bugs is a tell for bugs invasion of the world!
Nissan Gives Justin a Versa Note?
June 28
I’m basically a marketing genius. And with this genius comes a non stop flux of ideas. My recent idea? Selling myself out (in a very good way), by asking Nissan to provide me with a Versa Note to drive around Los Angeles in my day to day adventures, so as to increase brand awareness around the vehicle. Great idea right? You probably don’t even know what a Versa Note is you silly reader. Regardless, I sent them some a “note.” Get it?! Let’s see if they wise up and provide me with one!
Am I Getting Bit By Bugs Because I’m Too Sweet? How Do I Prevent It?
June 27
If you have questions about the world, I’m telling you, there is no more authoritative source on everything than Yahoo! Answers. It’s a community that is chock full of the weirdest ill informed people ever. So, naturally, if I have a question, it’s where I go for answers.
Today, my question is one that all of you will probably ask during the approaching summer:
Am I Getting Bit By Bugs Because I’m Too Sweet? How Do I Prevent It?
The reason for my question:
You guys…I’m getting bit like crazy! I don’t know by what, but I’ve got multiple bites on my arms and legs.
When I asked people why, they said it’s because I’m too sweet…which, honestly, is true. I’m a really sweet guy. But don’t get me wrong, I’ve also got an edge. I mean, I’m a nice guy, but I can wear a leather jacket and rough it up too. I like to think of myself as a Jack McBrayer Gosling.
Regardless, is there a food I can eat to stop these bugs from biting me, or am I just too darn sweet?
If you know the answer, or would like to contribute to this weird community, click here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130627150118AAxC5ND
I’m A Plump Dwarf
June 26
Sometimes you have to let go, and let e-mail take control of your life.
And in this case either
A) I think my agent has me incorrectly listed.
OR
B) I’m a plump dwarf.
Imma go with B!
ALSO, to prove my worth…that’s an e-mail from the President asking ME for help. Worry not nation, I’m here with helping plump dwarf hands.
In Case Of, Use Stairway – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
June 25
The Self-Aggrandizing Guide To Ending Correspondence
June 17
The Self-Aggrandizing Guide To Ending Correspondence
