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Hipster Christmas Miracle…

December 20

Random Crap coffee, funny, hipster christmas miracles, intelligentsia, justin johnson, kitten in santa hat, rigor tortoise

My Scene From Die Hard When I Was A Little Kid…

December 20

… people often ask me if I was a child “star,” appearing in such films as Die Hard. The answer…yes. Yes I was. Here’s the scene…

Videos bruce willis, child star, die hard, funny, haha, justin johnson, lol, omg, rigor tortoise

Can’t Stop With These Hipster Christmas Miracles

December 15

Uncategorized cute kittens, deodorant, dirty, funny, hipster christmas miracles, justin johnson, rigor tortoise, santa hats, x-mas

Hipster Christmas Miracles Continue!

December 13

Random Crap american apparel, christmas, cute, gershwin, hipster, hipster christmas miracles, kitten, serge gainsbourg, x-mas

Last Year’s Rigor Tortoise X-mas Vid

December 12

Here’s one of my most favorite RT vids we ever did do.

Random Crap christmas tree, justin johnson, rigor tortoise, the tree, x-mas

Another Day, Another Hipster X-mas Miracle

December 12

Random Crap christmas, hipster, hipster christmas miracle, jacques brel, justin johnson, rigor tortoise, ty segall, x-mas

More Hipster Christmas Miracles

December 9

Random Crap christmas, christmas miracles, cute, futura, hipster, justin j. johnson, kitten, rigor tortoise, wes anderson, x-mas

Hipster Christmas Miracles

December 8

Random Crap atlas sound, bradford cox, christmas, deerhunter, hipster, justin johnson, miracles, rigor tortoise

Figured Life Out…

December 7

As my life goes on, the questions of “what’s the meaning of life” or “why are we here” seem to slip by the wayside while “why am I not best friends with Barry from Storage Wars?” continues to rise faster and faster. I “might” have a problem.

Random Crap barry, justin j. johnson, rigor tortoise, storage wars

Proxy Jokes

December 6

Sometimes I try to write jokes. Let’s admit it, most times, it doesn’t work out (that is, if you define a joke as being funny). That said, thought I would give you a fastpass to the kitchen of my mind with this series of proxy jokes…

Random Crap blah, by proxy, funny, haha, jokes, justin j. johnson, justin johnson, not funny, rigor tortoise

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