The Master Doesn’t Want You To Fart In People’s Faces

September 24

Saw PTA’s “The Master” this weekend, and it has really stuck with me. And by “stuck with me” I mean, I can’t stop saying, “I want to fart in your face.”

Whoops! Spoiler alert!!! Farts are mentioned in “The Master.”

It stuck with me in other ways too, I’m not a heathen! Just a guy who loves fart references in very intense situations. Just ask every school counselor I’ve ever had.

Also, it’s safe to say, “I want to fart in your face” is the new “I drink your milkshake!”

"I Want To Fart In Your Face" - The Master
“I Want To Fart In Your Face” – The Master

Jóhann Jóhannsson – Here they Used to Build Ships

September 21

Listen, I’m all jokes all the time…that is, until someone makes a beautiful piece of music to accompany a sparse landscape…then I’m serious business! Johann Johannsson is pretty much on repeat most of the time, and I was super fortunate to see him live in The Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever, and you know what…bUahdfjkfhasdf…that was my brain exploding because it was beautiful. Strap up and strap in, let you begin, to watch/listen to this.

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