Oh man, first up from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List in 1995…chain wallets are #NAUGHTY
Makes sense! Santa doesn’t want Rudolph’s antler getting tied up in his sweet Harley chain that hangs far too low but he wears just in case..,so he doesn’t lose it and it’s always connected to him???
WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF CHAIN WALLETS!!
listen…I’m sneaky…some would say, as sneaky as they get!
has my sneakiness led towards me stealing Santa’s naughty and nice list every year despite increased security at the north pole? you betcha. after all, I am all Ocean’s 11.
but this year…couldn’t do it.
it’s been a rough year.
so I found the jolly one himself and I apologized…not because I’ve stolen the Naughty and Nice list every year, but because it’s been a rizzler-less, 6-7, brain rot summer into seasonal depression, a ted sarand-oh-no’s of a year…low aura, high-yap, touch grass…gross.
the big man gets it. so he gave me the naughty and nice list. not for this year…but for 1995.
enjoy the vibes, and hard launch going back to then.
Santa’s got a long night ahead of himself come this Christmas Eve, and you know what gets him through…something short and sweet, I’m talking about ESPRESSO! You know the big man is not slim pickins! May sound like nonsense, but Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso, and, well, espresso all make the NICE LIST!
well…it’s the season to be honest…those drones? yeah, dat is ya boi! i’ve had em all ova da place…scouring the world for this puppy…turns out Santa upped his security, but he can’t outwit this Danny Ocean…found it Big Guy! Per the usuhe (is that right? you get it, I’m saying “usual,” but being cool about it…anyway, I’ll be revealing this years “Naughty and Nice List!”
Look, I’m nothing if not an accident prone fella who wants to share secrets…and by that I mean, I LOVE TO SPILL THE TEA! And when I stumbled upon The Big Guy’s “Naughty and Nice List,” you know I had to share it with the world! So, lay your peepers on this list…if you dare!
Remember the Met Gala Cockroach?! With that dress, of course they’re nice!
Spongebob Dude? How dare you. Of course you got coal!
Of course Unions got on the NICE LIST! Hard working people deserve more and Santa knows it!
Couldn’t agree more with The Big Guy. Flounder…you got too much going on!
You thought Gwyneth Paltrow was on the naughty list?! Um, no way, NICE, moving on!
Nobody needs to see some little girl robot dancing ever again! M3GAN, you are naughty!
Santa gets Nepo babies, and just wishes he had a little Santa Nepo Baby of His Own!
Of course Barbie makes the Nice List! How could she not!
Queen Bey on the Nice List! Uncle Johnny made Santa’s SUIT!
You know Santa was dancing through the aisles at the North Pole theater when he watched Eras!
Another image from the LEAKED Naughty and Nice List finds Santa really feelin’ Schitts Creek. I agree!
Another leak from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List finds that FREAKY Monolith on the Naughty List! Rightfully so!
The LEAKS continue when it comes to Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Unfortunately, Taco Bell came out Naughty! Can you blame Santa?!
Of course Santa loves Megan Thee Stallion, he’s a Savage!
Another LEAKED image from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Turns out Baby Nut is Naughty…can’t blame Santa on this one. That creepy little baby peanut in a top hat FREAKS ME OUT!