As most of you know, I love Yahoo! Answers. It’s the go-to for any factual information you need in life. And, being the inquisitive person I am, I have set out to get answers to lifes toughest questions. With the help of the whackos who answer these questions, I will be the most learned person in life.

As such, here is my latest question: How long until a watermelon grows in my stomach? What can I do to stop it?

Here is the link: answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvQr0H6PVMv9FeAOu.vyW4rsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20130305113018AAIi9EZ

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