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Tag: Gwyneth Paltrow

Santa’s 2023 Naughty and Nice List

January 2

Look, I’m nothing if not an accident prone fella who wants to share secrets…and by that I mean, I LOVE TO SPILL THE TEA! And when I stumbled upon The Big Guy’s “Naughty and Nice List,” you know I had to share it with the world! So, lay your peepers on this list…if you dare!

Clean Cover From Santa's Naughty and Nice List

Remember the Met Gala Cockroach?!  With that dress, of course they’re nice!

Met Gala Cockroach is Nice

Spongebob Dude? How dare you. Of course you got coal!

Spongebob Dude Is Naughty

Of course Unions got on the NICE LIST! Hard working people deserve more and Santa knows it!

Unions Striking Nice!

Couldn’t agree more with The Big Guy. Flounder…you got too much going on!

Little Mermaid Flounder is Naughty

You thought Gwyneth Paltrow was on the naughty list?! Um, no way, NICE, moving on!

Gwyneth Paltrow - Naughty and Nice List

Nobody needs to see some little girl robot dancing ever again! M3GAN, you are naughty!

Creepy M3Gan Robot is Naughty!

Santa gets Nepo babies, and just wishes he had a little Santa Nepo Baby of His Own!

Who Even Cares About Nepo Babies

Of course Barbie makes the Nice List! How could she not!

Barbie is Nice on Naughty and Nice List

Queen Bey on the Nice List! Uncle Johnny made Santa’s SUIT!

Beyonce Makes Nice List on Naughty and Nice List

You know Santa was dancing through the aisles at the North Pole theater when he watched Eras!

Taylor Swift is Nice on the Naughty and Nice List

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Selfie Talk Show – Gwyneth Paltrow, Redbox’s New Series, and Historian Greg Castle!

April 15

Hosted by myself and Adam Karell, and using the latest in selfie stick and iPhone technology, we bring you…The Selfie Talk Show!

This week LIVE FROM THE FILTHY STREETS OF HOLLYWOOD we discuss Goodluck Jonathan, Gwyneth Paltrow, Wood Lizards, Redbox’s new series: Orange is the New True Black Detective and interview amateur historian, GREG CASTLE!

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