C’mon guys, leave these birds and their sensitive tummy’s alone! This is by far the most accurate impressonation I’ve ever done, a gluten-intolerant bird. The raw emotion I’m able to capture, it’s a true wonder I haven’t been cast in every season of Grey’s Anatomy.
Also, should you choose, why not follow along on TikTok?
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow
Oh, hello there person who just so happened to stumble upon my website. If you will indulge me, I’m going to pull back the curtain and let you in on the magic that is me. I am magic (johnson). What? Sorry, I think I had another magic Magic Johnson blackout.
In any case, let’s pull back the curtain (sccchhhwweeeepppp)…
I start each of my days by opening a document and typing away any ideas that come to me throughout said day. And this may surprise you, but sometimes I can go a whole day with a bunch of ideas, but none of them quite nail it. Well, today is not that day, because I already won. That’s right, give up, go back to bed, pull the covers over your head and realize…I won. Here’s my first idea of the day, NAILED IT!
