I think the focus needs to move away from Lana Del Rey and onto the guy who is saying a variation of “ohhhhhh” in every single beat of every single song. This guy is the most legit “ohhhhhh” screamer I’ve ever heard and he gets five stars.

Lana Del Rey – 3.5 stars out of 5 (it should be noted that I’m giving a whole .5 points to this album based solely on the fact that she has a song titled “Diet Mountain Dew”)

Ohh Screamer – 5 out of Ohhhhhh Stars