Look, I’m nothing if not an accident prone fella who wants to share secrets…and by that I mean, I LOVE TO SPILL THE TEA! And when I stumbled upon The Big Guy’s “Naughty and Nice List,” you know I had to share it with the world! So, lay your peepers on this list…if you dare!

Remember the Met Gala Cockroach?!  With that dress, of course they’re nice!

Spongebob Dude? How dare you. Of course you got coal!

Of course Unions got on the NICE LIST! Hard working people deserve more and Santa knows it!

Couldn’t agree more with The Big Guy. Flounder…you got too much going on!

You thought Gwyneth Paltrow was on the naughty list?! Um, no way, NICE, moving on!

Nobody needs to see some little girl robot dancing ever again! M3GAN, you are naughty!

Santa gets Nepo babies, and just wishes he had a little Santa Nepo Baby of His Own!

Of course Barbie makes the Nice List! How could she not!

Queen Bey on the Nice List! Uncle Johnny made Santa’s SUIT!

You know Santa was dancing through the aisles at the North Pole theater when he watched Eras!