Sometimes I try to write jokes. Let’s admit it, most times, it doesn’t work out (that is, if you define a joke as being funny). That said, thought I would give you a fastpass to the kitchen of my mind with this series of proxy jokes…
If you are a person who really loves to blend, and just wants to blend for the rest of your life, and then meet a genie and have been chewing on ice so the way you pronounce things is slightly off and you say “I just want to blend for the rest of my life,” but it sounds like, “I just want to blind for the rest of my life” and that genie is a stickler and it’s your last wish…man…man, that just sucks.
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