Today my father physically captured a parakeet and is naming him Santa Claus. Try as I might, I will never be funnier than him.
… people often ask me if I was a child “star,” appearing in such films as Die Hard. The answer…yes. Yes I was. Here’s the scene…
Here’s one of my most favorite RT vids we ever did do.
As my life goes on, the questions of “what’s the meaning of life” or “why are we here” seem to slip by the wayside while “why am I not best friends with Barry from Storage Wars?” continues to rise faster and faster. I “might” have a problem.