Today my father physically captured a parakeet and is naming him Santa Claus. Try as I might, I will never be funnier than him.
Dad Talk
December 21
Hipster Christmas Miracle…
December 20
My Scene From Die Hard When I Was A Little Kid…
December 20
… people often ask me if I was a child “star,” appearing in such films as Die Hard. The answer…yes. Yes I was. Here’s the scene…
Can’t Stop With These Hipster Christmas Miracles
December 15
Hipster Christmas Miracles Continue!
December 13
Last Year’s Rigor Tortoise X-mas Vid
December 12
Here’s one of my most favorite RT vids we ever did do.
Another Day, Another Hipster X-mas Miracle
December 12
More Hipster Christmas Miracles
December 9
Hipster Christmas Miracles
December 8
Figured Life Out…
December 7
As my life goes on, the questions of “what’s the meaning of life” or “why are we here” seem to slip by the wayside while “why am I not best friends with Barry from Storage Wars?” continues to rise faster and faster. I “might” have a problem.